this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as F*ck
Seriously, they’re always in my front yard, they scare the fuck out of me
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what did the mommy giraffe say to the baby giraffe?
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I took a photo of my dog down a tube and he looks like the moon
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my sense of style is
“fuck im late”
“what is this”
“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
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She looks so surprised at what happened
what the fuck did she think was gonna happen when she hit the wall with a hammer?
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how to have terrible posture and constantly look tired and indifferent a book written by me
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Hey America, fix your gun control please.
“That could also be a statistical anomaly.”
“…Yeah, it was just that their gun shootings suddenly disappeared.”
Hahahaha this is so great.
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